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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Wade McCallister

    March 20, 2018, 10 p.m.


    Ahoy, my dear brethren of the Caribbean!  I hope my letter finds you well. I've received word that you have learned of the area we discovered recently in the infamous Isla Tormenta.  A lot of you know of my prowess at the helm of a ship, BUT what you haven't heard is I also lead most of our land expeditions. Captain Roberts and the Navy taught me many, many things during my time, and the Keepers have only honed those skills further.  I've practiced many different arts, especially after Alaina saved me during our first encounter.

    The matter at hand is more pressing of course than explaining what I can do, this is more about what the evil forces all around us have been up to.  I'm sure everyone…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by The Crew

    March 17, 2018, 6 p.m.


    Ahoy, everyone!

    We’ve got a big announcement today, as you can probably already tell! Over the past two days, we’ve been posting some teases online that hint toward…

    An ALL-NEW cave: Forsaken Shallows!

    Forsaken Shallows is a secret alcove within Isla Tormenta where the highest ranking members of the Crew of the Flying Dutchman congregate when their captain’s ship does not require them out to be at sea. Pirates have recently cleared away some rocks in the Thrall Room in Cursed Caverns that revealed a path to this new location.

    In addition to the cave itself, Forsaken Shallows will release with new bosses, a new enemy type, and of course, all-new Cursed Blades.

    We know most of you will be curious about what…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Fool's Gold

    March 30, 2018 by ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Robert Huntington

    March 17, 2018, midnight


    What a week mates, what a week indeed. You know, it was just yesterday that I saw in this very tavern, a showdown unlike any other I’ve seen in all my wanderings ‘round the Caribbean.

    Who am I? I am no one important, a hunter and a trapper mostly. I travel the Caribbean, selling what I gather. I’m an old friend of the captain and… Captain Graves, of course; who did ye think!? Lubbers…

    Like I said, one of the captain’s oldest friends, I tells him everything I see and he pays me well for it. So when I was sitting in Ratskellar playing poker, another of my favorite pastimes; the captain tells me I have a gambling problem. I don’t see it as a problem though, as I only gamble when I’m sure to win…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by ???

    March 15, 2018, 8 p.m.


    Aye, gather ‘round mates. I’ve a tale to tell ye; a tale that involves yer very own Captain Graves. Ye comfterble? Then let’s get to it, shall we?

    Me name? Oh, that not be important. Aye, I’m Irish, but I mean ye no harm. I heard this tale from that slippery leprechaun, Finnigan O’Hare himself. He asked me t’ set the record straight about his encounter with yer Captain Graves. So if ye have no further inquiries, we can begin.

    The day began like any other, Ol’ Finnigin were swimmin’ in the cove where Graves’ ship would later anchor, tryin’ to catch some fish for dinner before lookin’ for a place to hide a stash of gold an’ jewels. Anyway, he had caught a nice fat fish and were just gettin’ ready t’ fix it ov…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Edward Graves

    March 14, 2018, 4:30 p.m.


    Alright mates, as promised. St. Patty’s Day be soon, and by th’ powers, I promised ye a tale. The Tale o’ the Green Seas…

    Th’ day started like any other, me flagship glidin’ into some old cove. Where? I can’t say. Trade secret, savvy? Anyhows, we glide in like an obese sea cow, fit t’ burst fer the gold in arrr hold. While me men got to stashin’ the gold and plunder in our hidden hidey-holes around th’ cove and got a bonfire goin’, I set out into th’ jungle to make sure we was alone.

    While crestin’ arrr lookout hill, what do I find? A wee Irishman, dressed all in green. Similar t’ the peddler’s holiday outfit, nows that I think ‘bout it. His hair were short an’ green as th’ lush grass on the hi…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by The Crew

    March 11, 2018, 10 p.m.


    Ahoy, everyone!

    Are you a macOS player? Have you been crashing whenever you head out to sea, walk around, or really just anywhere? Well, today’s update is just for YOU!  Yes, YOU!

    We’ve heard your cries! In fact, we’ve been receiving thousands of messages about this issue.  And today we are finally releasing a patch!  All macOS users can now play with sound effects ON!

    For a while now, macOS players have been unable to engage in any kind of gameplay without crashing.  This was due to a pesky audio bug. The only way to bypass this was turning off sound effects in-game.

    This also affected pirates when trying to break out of jail.  The Navy was sure happy about this bug, so we just HAD to do something!  Th…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Edward Graves

    March 2, 2018, midnight


    Th’ seas have turned green! Why, ye ask? Well, that be me fault. A long story best told another time. However, some good be comin’ from it; it be a perfect backdrop fer arrr celebration of St. Patrick’s Day!

    The Brethren Court be bringin’ ye a great celebration this year, mates! Peddlers be stocked with a very limited number o’ St. Patrick’s Day outfits. Get yers quick, afore they be all gone! Not wantin’ to lose out on the profits; ahem, holiday spirit, tattoo artists across th’ Caribbean arrr offerin’ exclusive St. Patrick’s Day tattoos! But mark ye well! Th’ green ink be hard t’ come by and so the tattoos be limited.

    Last but certainly not least; even th’ bloody barbers be gettin’ in on the pr…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Edward Graves

    March 1, 2018, midnight


    ‘Tis Madness in March! I were approached earlier this very day by a bloke who wanted a position in me crew, and he were wearin’ a very unusual yet very classy outfit. I hire him o’ course, and asked him about his colorful attire. “Got it from Davy Doubloon,” he told me. So I went t’ see me good friend Davy, and sure as scurvy he had new outfits! “Fell off th’ back of a galleon,” says he. I love that, seems galleons ain’t good at carryin’ clothes fer they always be fallin’ overboard, but I digress.

    The sharply dressed gentlemen now part o’ me crew were sportin’ what Davy calls the Emerald Duelist, but fer those of us who see arrrselves as too piratey fer that, thar be a tough as nails outfit, the…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by ???

    Feb. 16, 2018, 10 p.m.


    To anyone who finds this:

    I fear me life may not last much longer. Take this note as a warnin’ to STAY AWAY!

    The sorry ol’ salt I was, I wandered into The Catacombs here on Padres del Fuego, lookin’ for some boneheads to bash. Oh dear, mate, that was a mistake.

    To me horror, Jolly had sent his top men into the caves. Fearsome monsters more powerful than his usual brainless henchman. The leaders of the group, Jeremy Coldhand and Francis Faust came chargin’ at me with their decayin’ faces in plain sight.

    I ran as fast as I could, but I can still hear their raspy voices callin’ out to me. I fear it not be long before they find me.

    Me only hope is a group of Navy men scoutin’ the other part of the cave. Nathaniel …


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Unknown

    Feb. 14, 2018, midnight


    Seven long years it been since yer passing,

    Here I still be, life lonely and humdrum.

    All these salty seas I be compassing

    I think of ye as I drink from me rum.


    I recall ye caught that legendary,

    And a tiny, wee grouper fish, caught I.

    Ye bragged loud, I pushed ye off the ferry

    We laughed so much, it brought tears to me eye.


    Once, ye were caught by a Navy Cadet,

    But I was there to distract and to hold.

    I huffed, I haggled, and made quite the threat!

    All while ye emptied his pockets of gold.


    In the night, the time to pass is now mine.

    I be seeing ye soon, my Valentine.

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