Again, I just got more ideas.
7 (I think) The Language Trick
NOTE: IF YOU HAVE A TRANSLATOR OPEN AT THE MOMENT (which you probably don't) USE IT RIGHT NOW
Random Guy: HEY NOOB.
You: No comprende englai(or your best imitation of spanish language or a different language)
Random Guy: o_o.
8 IDK WHAT TO TITLE THIS EITHER :c
Random Guy: hey sup noob
You: What's a noob?
Random Guy: thats what u are rofl
You: Oh.. so I'm new?
Random Guy: whateva
You: Perhaps you can share your very large knowledge wave with me - Advances toward like zombie -
Random Guy: O_O
That's all I can think of again.
The end? c: